Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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