you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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