he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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