I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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