I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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