Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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