About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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