i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He passed out mid-signature
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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