when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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