i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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