Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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