After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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