WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
