Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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