we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Couch. On fire.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
