now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
