But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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