I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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