We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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