"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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