just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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