Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Will exercising make me less horny?
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