Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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