redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She bit a glass in half.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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