They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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