the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
