big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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