Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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