When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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