How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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