He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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