North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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