I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I am spending my child support on dildos
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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