idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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