Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the day after is always just damage control
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
