spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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