i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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