The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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