i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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