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• (516): View more from New York

  i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

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  all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  How did people poop without Blackberrys?

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  Motorola Razers?

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  Stone age, man.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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• (925): View more from California

  He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police

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