if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.