miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I need a hoe opinion