How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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