Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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