Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he shaved USA in his pubs
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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