just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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