Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize