i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
