Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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