just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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