Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
