why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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