Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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