If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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