That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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