i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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